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April 5, 2012

Hilarious…motorboat references and all

Laughing Mama's Blog

Disclaimer: I am totally NOT serious. I’m not entirely sure Samantha Brick was either. I’m really hoping she wasn’t.

The other day I was at Dunkin Donuts. After selecting my dozen, the donut man smiled and told me to select one more. “A baker’s dozen” he said with a wink. I was pleased but not shocked. For years my curves have garnered me all kinds of attention. Just the other day I had no more than stepped foot into Ben & Jerry’s when someone handed me a scoop of ice cream… for free! It seems everyone loves me plump, and wants me to stay that way! Take, for example, when I go out on the town – everyone wants to dance with me. Guys constantly come up behind and say that they like the way I “shake that healthy thing”. It happens all the time.

I’m certainly not obese, but…

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  1. April 6, 2012 4:30 am

    The picture of myself chowing down on some ice cream here cracks me up. Thanks for the repost and for getting my humor! You rock! I’m hungry. I wonder if I still have any ice cream left…

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