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Presented Without Comment: 14 Pound Californian Baby

June 11, 2011

Holy moly (watch the video here).

Ok, one comment: that poor, poor mother. According to, “The infant’s poor mother, Emily, was in labor for two days before doctors…performed a cesarean delivery.”

“Baby Maldanado was nearly twice the size of the average American newborn, which weighs 7.5 pounds at birth, according to

Still, Baby Maldanado is a half-pint compared to the biggest baby ever. The Guinness Book of World Records says that in 1878, a Canadian mother named Anna Bates birthed a son who weighed 23 pounds, 12 ounces. “

1878?! Were there even painkillers back then? Oh Lord…I’m a big fan of babies, but this is just too much.

We shall now end this post with the anthem of babies everywhere….


(Happy Pride everyone!!!)


One Comment leave one →
  1. Tim permalink
    June 17, 2011 4:55 am

    incredible. how did this poor woman manage to pop out a 14 lb baby?? where do these people even come from? this site is great, thanks for these hilarious posts.

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